I would like to try an idea – I would like to start a Friday Fun column called something like “Can You Top This?” In this I am thinking of posting jokes or humorous stuff and ask my readers (you) to post a ‘BETTER’ joke, or incident, funnier punch line or something that is funnier than the one I have posted in comments or sending me via email at tyropearl at gmail dot come. And you will win fame and riches. Well, not really, but we could definitely have some fun.
So lets begin.
The best ‘dear john’ letter ever
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope….along with this note:
I’m so sorry, but I can’t quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky
I thought that was a nice comeback.. :=) Now it is your turn…